Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
Still figuring out my life
I don’t like morning people or mornings or people
teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test
This is absolutely adorable
I’ve never been so jealous of a dog wow
i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly
*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
oh my god! you’re straight? i never would have guessed. you just seem so nice and pleasant and thoughtful; not at all like the other straights i’ve met
tumblr mobile users be like
i hope you know i waited at least 5 minutes for this to load
Fun fact: did you know that this part of the movie was actually totally unscripted? And that this was Jhonny Depp just being himself with everyone’s reactions being 100% real, and the directors just decided to include it?
This is why this man needs a fucking medal.